how i wish i drank tea
oh how jolly i'd be!
it's a proper good drink
that's what most people think
sophistication and whit
i'd be just like a Brit
neither rain, nor gloom
would stop tea-time at noon
what a lovely good treat
it goes with most things you eat
have a biscuit with tea
the endless variety!
bag in, bag out-
seep as you wish
you can drink tea anytime
with any old dish!
earl gray and chai
rose, green or black
so many flavors
but i'd send them all back!
it's an unfortunate truth
that i hate to admit
i do not like tea
not one little bit!
i've tried and i've tried
all the ways that i can
mixed with honey and milk
but i don't understand-
the fascination with tea
is it possibly me?
tea tastes like crap!
what a miserable chap
make no mistake
the biscuit i'll take
but when at a café
i'll order myself a nice hot latte!
Haha I love this! I don’t get the milk with tea either.